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Phoenix Wright FTW
 Whoever came up with this game obviously vomits awesome, and sweats cool from his very pores. In case you couldn't tell from my Edgeworth avatar and the fact that I have two of the games on my game list and the third on my "I want it now" list, I LOVE the Phoenix Wright series. So allow me to rant a bit about the first game (it's a good happy rant of joy and love) Okay, to start with...I am way impressed that someone could EVER make a game that was about a court of law AND fun. I mean, just saying the word LAW or COURT is BORING. SO BORING. That's what I first thought PW was going to be like...I mean seriously, it's a game about a lawyer...of all things. The best part of the game is what a moron I was when dusting for fingerprints. The game told me to blow on the screen... so I did . HARD. I blew so hard on the screen that I saw spots and had to take a break. Try doing this on public transit. It wasn't until AFTER I made a fool of myself and almost passed out that I figured out you were supposed to blow on the mic (which I didn't even know existed, gimme a break, it was my friend's DS) Also, are Mia's breasts LEGALLY allowed to pop so fully out of her suit like that? Perhaps that's why she was such a great defense attorney...she could defend herself with her enormous breasts. Too bad you can't really replay it. Even a memory deficient person such as myself would still remember who all the bad guys were (even if I couldn't recall where or how all the evidence is). Of course, that doesn't stop me from being a spazz about it. Mmmm, Phoenix Wright goodness. This was my rant...sort of rant...uh...I just really wanted to talk about Phoenix Wright...
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